Sunday, April 29, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
"Mom? Why can't we get goldfish?"
"I get those other crackers instead because I think they're better for you."
"No, I mean like the little fish that swim in a bowl."
"Oh, because sometimes cats eat goldfish and I wouldn't want Vi to eat them."
"But when I'm older I can eat them?"
"Those kind of goldfish are pets and we don't eat pets."
"No, I mean the kind in the box."
Labels: say what
Monday, April 23, 2012
"Rosenberg residence. Hello? Who is calling who is calling who is calling who is calling who is calling hello who is calling who is calling who is calling who is calling who is calling - - -?!"
"Bob! Bob! Stop! It's me, Mama!"
"Why didn't you tell me that?"
"We're going to need to work on this."
Labels: big boy
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Bob's fencing coach addressed the class.
"Line up and follow my directions. First, put on your face masks. Once you have secured your face masks, only then are you allowed to pick up your eppe. Now follow my directions. Salute. Advance. Retreat. Advance. Retreat. Advance. Advance. Advance. Retreat. Advance. Retreat. Halt. Very good. Any questions? Yes, Bob?"
Bob raised his face mask just enough for his mouth to be visible and said, "It's hot under here."
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
"Bob, I'm noticing that now that you've lost your two front teeth you've got a little bit of a lisp."
"I haven't notithed that, Mom, but I thtill love you."
"I love you too."
"Mom? Lean in, I have a thecret."
"What's your secret?"
"I love you more than thanta."
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
"Holy cow, Mom! Feel my tooth!"
"Yeah. That's gonna fall out any time now."
"Since I already lost a tooth this week and the Tooth Fairy brought me a dollar, do you think she might bring me more for special if I lose another one in this week?'
"How much more?"
"Like maybe five dollars? Do you think she might?"
"Yes. I think she might."
Labels: I Need to Pinch Those Cheeks
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
"Today I went to the Disneyland with Mom and Dad for eight hours and fifteen minutes. There were some escalators and a tram bus. Then I had a snack but it was like the kind I would have at home because it had hummus. Anyway, we went on some giant cups that spin around and mom got barfy and had to go sit down. There was lots of waiting in lots of lines. There were some ships and a Pirates of the Caribbean with the real Jack Sparrow and that was awesome but the best part was a boat ride through these little tiny towns and houses and it had all these features and then I had an ice cream sandwich in the shape of Mickey Mouse's head if his head was as big as my head. Epic."
Labels: the happiest place on earth
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
"... and before we say Amen, who do you want to mention, Bob?"
"God bless Daddy and Mama and me and Daisy and Violet and all of our friends and relatives and the country Syria."
"I heard they're having a hard time there... Amen."
Thursday, April 5, 2012
"What's happening, Bob?"
"I'm patrolling, Dad."
"What are you patrolling, Buddy?'
"Everything. I'm a security guard so I have to watch out for everything and protect all of you guys."
"Awesome. What's the best part of being a security guard?"
"Working from home."
Labels: when i grow up
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
1. Stayed in pajamas all day until I went to the park before dinner.
2. Went to the park before dinner.
3. Wore pajamas to the drive-thru at In N Out with MeeMee.
4. Had In N Out with MeeMee.
5. Had on pajamas to play Monopoly with Mom.
6. Played Monopoly with Mom.
7. Put on sweatpants and went to the store with Dad.
8. Went to the store with Dad.
9. Put on pajamas and made a pizza with Dad.
Labels: how to party