Showing posts with label don't get between me and my coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label don't get between me and my coffee. Show all posts

Friday, February 1, 2013

Necessities


"Before we go to the park we need to swing by the store. We're out of coffee."

"You don't need coffee to live, Mom."

"No, I don't but I prefer to live with it."

"I know. I feel that way about Lego Lord of the Rings."

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Coffee Alias

"... so that's a grande soy latte? And your name?"

"Page."

"Thanks, Page. Here's your change."

"Mom, your name's not Page."

"Yes it is."

"Your name's Lisa."

"My Starbuck's name is Page."

"Can I have a Starbuck's name?"

"Sure."

"I'm going to be Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath."

"Ozzy's a good name."

"No, not just 'Ozzy.' It's Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath."


Friday, April 13, 2012

The (Desperate) Hunt


"I'll be there in just a second, Bob. I really need to make a quick cup of coffee... Hey, where are all my coffee K-cups?"

"I hid them all over the house! Like an Easter egg hunt!"

"Oh... fun."