"Mom? In the carpool we were talking about inappropriate super powers again and Shelby's dad said he would want to have farts t...

"Mom? What's 'mojo'?" "Mojo is a quality that makes a person awesome." "Oh, right. I've got...

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Did you see that, Felix? Did you see that?" "Hey, Bob. I think you need to switch to decaf." ...

When Mr. Rosenberg and I met, everything happened in a single breath. One year from our first date, we were married, with a baby on the ...

"If I had an inappropriate superpower, I would want the ability to pee fire."

Mindful reminders that will put your soul at ease. He accidentally inherited a stranger's entire home. And a chameleon named La...

At the frozen yogurt place, of course.