"Mom? Why does the sign say, 'Be bold. Be brave. Be you?'" "I think they're being inspirational." ...

"Mom? What's 'mojo'?" "Mojo is a quality that makes a person awesome." "Oh, right. I've got...

"So, Mom? Today Mateo said that he was the greatest soccer defender in the world and so I told him he was being a ecomaniac." ...

"Mom? Can I have another glass of milk, please?" "Sure." "I forgot to feed Teddy!" "That's ...

"Mom? In the Fred movie, Fred says "Oh, gammit" instead of the bad "D" word." "Well, I don't wa...

"Hey Mom, Hey Moooooooooooooooom. Listen to my new made up word again! Mcpishy mcpishy mcpishy!" "That's too loud f...

"Bob, now that we've seen the doctor about those big mosquito bite welts, we'll get you all lined out." "What d...

"Listen to this, Mom. I've been practicing my English accent, 'Oxy Clean gets the tough stains out!'" "Oh, ...

"So, Mom? Lately after I say a word, I add the end of the word on to it again. Like I'll say, 'book-ook.'" ...

"Okay, Bob. Beaches." "B-E-A-C-H-E-S." "Great. Okay, the next word is - enough." "E-N- I don...

"Whoa, Mom. Did you see me get that zombie? I'm so beast!" "You're what?" "Beast. It's like whe...

"You're not right, Mom." "I think I am." "Well, you're not." "Okay, you do it however y...

"Hold on for a sec, Bob. I feel a little queasy. Do you know what queasy means?" "Yeah, it means like seasick. I know...

"Mom? Why did you use a bad word before?" "I'm sorry, Bob. I shouldn't have done that. I was having a problem ...

"Mom? I  heard these guys talking and they kept saying, 'YOLO.' Is that a bad word?" "No. It's an acronym f...

"Bob?" "Yez?" "I need you to put your clothes in the hamper." "Okayz." "Will you do...

"Brgermaln." "What did you say, Bob?" "Brmelgrop." "Barrel crop?'" "B...

"Hey, Mom!" "Yep." "Guess what?" "What?" "Extreme!" "Extreme what?...

"Mom, why is this show called 'Long Island Medium?'" "Because it's about a lady who's a medium and she ...

"Mom, earlier I got stuck in the closet because I went in there to see if my vampire teeth would glow in the dark and they sort of d...