Saturday, February 28, 2015

Friday, February 27, 2015

Sweet Talker



"Mom? Why do you always wear dresses? I mean like every day?"

"I have a couple of pairs of emergency jeans."

"Right, but you almost never wear those. Don't you have any other pants?"

"No."

"Why not? It's weird."

"Dresses are easy. You only have to put on one thing instead of finding a bunch of things that match. And they're pretty."

"So what I'm hearing is, you're lazy?"



Thursday, February 26, 2015

When He Speaks With Italics


"Mom! I figured it out for basketball. I'm actually taller than the other guys so I can actually reach the ball better and that's a rebound. And if someone is throwing a pass to some one else, I'm still taller so I can grab the ball and that's a steal. Do you see what I mean?





Wednesday, February 25, 2015

This Happened


Guys. This is me. In a magazine. What? I know. My story about switching over to raw-food-vegan eating is in this month's issue of Prevention Magazine. I won't tell you how long it took for the hair and makeup people to make me look "natural." My kitchen? It will never be this clean again. I had a great time and the Prevention people were all super nice. Most importantly, I get to share that turning around your health by changing what you put in your face is not only possible, it's not that hard.



Thanks for checking it out. Now go have a carrot.






Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Chosen


That's right, friends. You're looking at Juror #6. And that's all I'm permitted to say about that. So, yeah.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Unlucky!


"I can't believe you guys kept playing while it was raining, Bob."

"Well, Coach Tom said, (British accent) 'A little wet? Unlucky! Play on! Play on!'"