Friday, August 26, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016


"Mom? I realized something. If you don't like tacos, then you're not really a person."

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Sound Effects



"Yeah, Mom?"

"Take it easy, you're freaking out the dog."


Monday, August 22, 2016

Don't Even

"Bob? How sad would it be if there was an earthquake and all of your cards got messed up?"

"Super sad, Felix."

"Or if someone sneezed really hard right next to your desk?'

"Felix, step away from the desk."