Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Man in the Moon


"Hey, Bob there's a lunar eclipse tonight."

"What's that?"

"It's when the earth is directly between the sun and the moon, aligned exactly."

"Cool."

"Yeah, it's happening around 2:30 in the morning. Should we all get up to see it?"

"Well Mom, you can set an alarm for yourself but I need my sleep. I'm a growing boy."




Monday, April 14, 2014

Two New Things


Hi Favorites.

I've got two new things to tell you about.

First, I am excited to tell you that some of my writing has been included in a new humor anthology. I'm in great company in this collection of stories we've written about our moms. Buy a copy or two and boom, you're done with your Mother's Day shopping. You're welcome.




Next, because my new raw/vegan situation has brought a lot of questions and curiosity, I have started a blog just about that topic. I've found that eating raw/vegan doesn't have to be time consuming or expensive and my body is already starting to thank me in many ways. You can follow along as I wade into this new lifestyle at   www.MyRawBlog.com

Thanks, guys. I mean it.



Sunday, April 13, 2014

Smacksy Sunday Links

Sa-wing and a double.

A tiny film about two ladies flying for the first time. I'm in love with them.

Materialsim, minimalism, and immortality symbols.

A brilliant tour of British Isle accents.

Beck is sounding all grown up and everything. I like it.

And puppies and their tiny stuffed animals cuddling at nap time. Omg you guys. This is everything.

Happy Sunday.



Friday, April 11, 2014

Game Plan


"So, here's my plan for practice, Mom. I'm going to catch really good. I'm going to throw super far. I'm going to hit the ball extra, extra far and then I'm gonna get a home run because I'm going to Usain Bolt it around the bases."




Thursday, April 10, 2014

Accommodations


"Mom? What's your favorite hotel?"

"In the world?"

"Yeah. In the world."

"I stayed at a fancy-pants hotel in London once called the Dorchester that was really nice. There was a place that I stayed in Venice, Italy that was pretty cool. What about you?'

"I really like that Days Inn in Fresno with the little fridge in the room. It had a pool too."



Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Ahem


"So, Alessandro our car is really old."

"Really? How old is it, Bob?"

"It was made in 1996."

"Wow, that's super old. Well, my mom was born in 1987."

"My Mom was born in 1964 that's why she's almost FIFTY years old, right Mom?"