Friday, September 4, 2015

Paper Boy


"Did you see that one, Mom? That's me, if I was made out of torn paper... and I was just a head... stuck to a wall.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Would You Rather


"Okay, Mom. It's Would You Rather."

"Okay."

"Would you rather... work really, really, really hard in a factory making soccer trading cards OR have another son?"

"Wow. That's a big question. What do you think I should say?"

"I'd say the factory. I like being an only child and I could get all my soccer cards for free."

"Yes, I suppose that would work out nicely for you."

"It's a good one, right?"



Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The Puppy Cure


The antidote to a pounding headache? This face and dog breath and dog kisses. (I'm not calling it a migraine because it feels like a migraine and I don't want a migraine.) It's the Teddy Rx.






Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Happy Customers


You know I don't do paid advertising on Smacksy, but occasionally I will tell you guys about something or someone awesome that I really like. And I really like photographer, Brant Brogan, who worked with us at the vow renewal ceremony. He is a sweet guy and he took amazing photos. I don't know how I'm going to pick which photos to get because I love all 398 of them. Seriously.

His website is HERE and you can watch a promo video HERE.



Monday, August 31, 2015

Homework Talk


"Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. When I was at the park, I saw a three-year-old with a mohawk haircut."

"You saw a PUNK BABY?!"

"Yeah, a punk baby!"

"Punk babies are cool."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."


Saturday, August 29, 2015