Wednesday, August 24, 2016


"Mom? I realized something. If you don't like tacos, then you're not really a person."

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Sound Effects



"Yeah, Mom?"

"Take it easy, you're freaking out the dog."


Monday, August 22, 2016

Don't Even

"Bob? How sad would it be if there was an earthquake and all of your cards got messed up?"

"Super sad, Felix."

"Or if someone sneezed really hard right next to your desk?'

"Felix, step away from the desk."

Friday, August 19, 2016

About Him

"So, Dad? In my "About Me" bag for school I brought a picture of me, a baseball, a Zack Greinke baseball card and a picture of Teddy. When I was in front of the class and I had to pull out the picture of Teddy, every one of the girls went, 'Aw!'"