Saturday, September 20, 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

They're Called "Math Mountains"

"Mom, this math homework is really stressing me out. I'm going to need a really big glass of water and maybe some Advil and a banana cut in pieces with some peanut butter on it."

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Bright Like A Diamond

"Hey, Felix? Is your dad's wedding ring really plain and gold?"

"Yeah, how'd you know that, Bob?"

"My dad's is too. What about you Desmond?"

"My mom and dad both have those."

"You guys? When I'm married, I want to have a diamond ring. Not just a plain one."

"Me too."

"Me too."

"We're going to be awesome!"



Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Law & Order

"Mom? You know how Dad has that problem with taking food off of my plate without asking?"

"Yes, I do."

"No matter how many times I say I'd like him to ask first and that it's a rule?"


"I figured out how to fix it. I'm getting a food restraining order."

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Monday, September 15, 2014

Food Stuff

"Dad? I think I have more than one stomach."

"Like a cow?"

"How many do they have?"

"Four. Actually it's one stomach with four compartments."

"Well, I have like eight stomachs. One for pancakes, one for all desserts, one for turkey sandwiches, one for ice cream, oh and a fruit one, and one for popsicles. How many is that? Six? Okay, I guess there's a stomach for some vegetables. Oh! And one for avocado. Is that eight? I think I might have more than eight..."