Thursday, December 13, 2018

9th Annual Bob's 99 Cent Store Holiday Shopping Trip (*spoiler alert for immediate family)

Bob's Annual 99 Cent Store Holiday Shopping Trip has taken place, once again. Here's how his list was filled out this year:

Me - Green metal travel coffee mug. "I know you already saw it mom but act surprised on Christmas. I picked it because your favorite color is green and I don't think I have to explain the coffee part, do I?"

Mr. Rosenberg - 8oz Bottle of El Tapo hot sauce. "I looked at all the hot sauces and according to the label, this one is the hottest. It has the picture with three chili peppers on it so it's probably pretty darn hot."

Bajan (Mr. Rosenberg's mom) - Silver ceramic shell figurine. "Bajan loves the beach and silver will look good in her house."

Aunt Jill - Mug decorated with the words "Let It Snow" and blue snowflakes. "This is holiday-ish but could sort of double as a Hanukkah mug."

Aunt Jen - Green tea gift pack. "I'm pretty sure Aunt Jen will drink green tea plus green is her favorite color too, I think."

Our Friend Barry - Plush reindeer antler headband. "Barry will totally wear this." (He totally will.)

Pops - Chocolate Santa 3-pack. "Pops loves chocolate and he can save a Santa or two for later."

Our friend Angelika - Small felt poinsettia plant. "She can use this every year since it's fake and everything."

Our friend Anton - Landmarks of the World calendar. "I hope there's some Siberian landmark in here so he can think of home."

MeeMee (my mom) - Christmas Tree shaped music box that plays Oh Christmas Tree. "MeeMee loves Christmas more than anyone I know."

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Pet Parts

I could blame my continuing adoration of The We Are Teddy & Levi and Our Butts Are Always Touching Phenomenon on my dawning feverish head cold but I'm not really that feverish and my extreme delight is not dependent on anything other than how can anyone not be on board with this level of cuteness? (It's just the sniffles, really.)

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

More Decor

We're still rolling out More Holiday. Please enjoy this lovely garland and sneaky door dog.

Monday, December 10, 2018


"No, we have no idea who ate a chunk out of your delicious tree-skirt."

Thursday, December 6, 2018

The Miracle of Light

Hanukkah is happening. (The Miracle of Light is that we have not set the tinsel tree on fire.)

Monday, December 3, 2018

Good Morning

"Bob? Are you up yet? Follow me into the kitchen and see something."


"I know."

"That sunrise is crazy."

"Isn't it?"

"The sun sure is dressing up for a Monday."

Saturday, December 1, 2018