When your privacy hedge threatens the lives of your tomatoes and peppers. (It's a bold one, that hedge.)

Everyone loves Mr. Rosenberg.

I couldn't find Mr. Rosenberg this morning. I finally discovered him on the back porch with the dogs, starting a puzzle he bought fo...

How is this even real? I can't take it.

These guys, you guys.

When Mr. Rosenberg returns home from the outside world, it's never good when he starts a sentence with: "Hey, you remember t...

The people and animals in the house know that the big chair in the living room is my chair. It's my base of operations. It's whe...

You know them, you love them, it's another Business Trip Weirdo FaceTime Call with Mr. Rosenberg. You're very welcome.

These two seem all right.

Thirteen years ago today, Mr. Rosenberg and I drove to Vegas and got hitched. It was a good idea, followed by a bunch of other good ide...

"It's a heart, for our anniversary," I said, and took a picture. "Where? Are you sure? I just see dirt," said ...

It's this guy's birthday. We are celebrating around here because we like him tons. Just tons.

On Sunday, Mr. Rosenberg received a catcher's glove and mask from Bob for Father's Day. On Monday, Bob practiced pitching to M...

Me: Hey! Did someone eat part of the red throw blanket?! Mr. Rosenberg: Sorry, yeah. I did.

8/15

We make a point to share all of the important things. 

"Are you calling from The Death Star?" "Just my weird hotel room." "Looks so cheerful. And like you'r...

These two.

"Baby? Sorry to wake you up so early but how do I get that plastic thing to stick on my face?" "Spirit gum." ...

Saturday afternoon naps.