Bob: Why did you throw it in there, Desmond? Desmond: I didn't mean to, it just went there. I'll probably never see it again. ...

Bob returned home from camp last Saturday but his letter to us just arrived today. Dear Mom, Dad and Teddy, I am having soooo much ...

"Mom, did you see this guy I made at camp?" "Yes. He looks very friendly." "I named him Rocky. You know why...

Felix: Did you guys know that Babe Ruth's real name was George? Desmond: Can we talk about something besides baseball? Something I...

"This guy's pretty scary but I'm pretty sure we could take him down if we got him right in the, you know, privates area....

"For our sleepover last night, me and Adam asked Dad to tell us a story so he made one up." "What was the story about?...

"Mom? In the carpool we were talking about inappropriate super powers again and Shelby's dad said he would want to have farts t...

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Did you see that, Felix? Did you see that?" "Hey, Bob. I think you need to switch to decaf." ...

"If I had an inappropriate superpower, I would want the ability to pee fire."

At the frozen yogurt place, of course.

"Hey Bob? If you could be any kind of undersea animal what would you be?" "Probably a cookie cutter shark. What about y...

"Mom, I'm really, really sorry to interrupt you and Dad but I have important questions." "What's that, Bob?...

"It looks really good, Felix." "You don't think the cheese is looking too brown?" "Yeah, but it's p...

"Bob?" "Yeah?" "What's up?" "I'm just watching."

"Hey Bob, when we're grown up and professional soccer players and roommates, do you think we'll be rich?" "I do...

"Mom? I have a 'would you rather' for you." "Lay it on me." "Would you rather... go to the opera an...

"When we go to the park today, me and Felix are going to play Ball of Perish." "I don't know that one." ...

"Mom! I can't believe how many baseball cards I got!" "I know! It's terrific. You're a lucky guy." ...

"You guys? You guys!" "What, Felix?" "You know if you have a friend that pants really hard like this haa ha...

On Saturday he took a handful of wadded up one dollar bills and a baggie full of change from his piggie bank to the store to buy baseba...