Still Life by Bob I know how time works. I know that it wasn't really the beginning of the school year last week. I know last mo...

A dream of mine: To become a famous drummer My favorite school subject is: Typing My favorite food: Sushi My favorite animal: Dog ...

"Bob? Do you smell something weird?" "No." "I think it's coming from your backpack. Do you have somethi...

"So I can walk the last three blocks to school by myself?" "Yes, but only cross the street where there are crossing gua...

"So, Mom? Today Randall in my class checked out Moby Dick at the school library. I think it's too hard for him but I'm pret...

Felix: I read in a book that a guy dug up dead Albert Einstein and took out his brain and put it in a jar. Desmond: Do you know that i...

"Go ahead and take a picture of me before I leave for this boy/girl dance party, Mom. I will not be the same when I get back."...

"Felix! Did you tell him, Desmond?" "Tell him what?" "That you played foursquare today!" "Oh, y...

"Did you see the guy I made, Mom? He's got stilts and a six pack and nipples!"

"So, Mom? Who's going to check my math homework while Dad's in China next week?" "I guess I will." ...

"Bob? Desmond? Did you guys know that in a couple days it's Johnny Appleseed Day?" "Yeah." "Yep. We rea...

"Are the three of you done with your homework?" "Yeah." "I'm done." "What about you, Desmon...

"So, Felix? I got to go inside the teacher's lounge today." "Wow. I've never been in there. I've always pic...