BED TIME VERNACULAR JEFF and I are tucking BOB in for the night. JEFF Sweet dreams. Get some good sleep. BOB I don’t want to sleep, I want t...

EXCESSIVE FORCE BOB and I are sitting together on the floor watching TV. ME I think this cartoon is too old for you, Bob. BOB But Daddy re...

THE REVIEWS ARE IN I am in the kitchen doing the dishes. BOB enters. BOB What are you doing in here, Mama? ME I’m singing. BOB What is that ...

Today was day five of Bob's bronchitis. Jeff was away for the weekend so other than a trip to the pediatrician, Bob and I have been in t...

Robot Schematic Diagram; First Draft by Bob and Daddy ROBOT PLANS BOB and DADDY sit on the floor of Bob's room loading blocks, Legos a...

NIGHT PASSPORT I am sitting on the edge of BOB'S bed, tucking him in for the night. I kiss him on the forehead. ME Night night, sweethe...

I KNOW THEM It is 11:00 AM. BOB and I are at the Zoo. BOB Those are big turtles. ME (Reading from the sign) Those are Aldabra tortoises. ...

A few weeks ago Bob made the move to the Big Boy Bed. At bedtime, Jeff sits with him as Bob falls asleep so that they can enjoy quality fath...

THEOLOGY ( BOB and I are sitting at the dining room table. BOB is painting with a watercolor set while I am in front of the computer, bl...

THE FAMILY TREE (11:15 AM. BOB and I are walking home from the park.) BOB Uncle Dave is my wife and also Daisy is my wife and we are married...

TODAY YOU ARE NOT A MAN (12:25 PM. BOB and I are driving home from the library.) BOB I am a man? ME You are a boy. Someday, you will be a ma...