"Mom, what band is playing right now?" "The Raconteurs." "What is a Cadillac, exactly?" "It...

  "Hey, Mom? Do we have any snakes in our neighborhood? "I'm not really sure." "What was the first state?...

"Mom, am I ever going to get rid of this cold?" "You will. I promise." "But how do you know ?" "...

photo "Mom, you know when you pack me a lunch with a turkey and cheese sandwich in it, the cheese gets all bendy?" "O...

"Mom? Do they have any kind of food in New York City that we can't get at home?" "Probably. You can get anything yo...

"Mom, are these lady bubbles or is it okay for boys to use them too?"

photo "So, Mom? Is the North Pole near Michigan?" "Not exactly." "Do Santa's pets go on the sleigh on Christmas...

"Dad? Can you imagine if the month after May was May?" "Why would you imagine that, Bob?" "Well I would imagine tha...

After we returned from trick or treating, Bob dumped his Halloween bag out on the table. "Is this a chocolate one, Mom?" "Yep...

"Mom? Did you know J.P.'s mom works with brains?" "Yep. I do know that." "And she's a mom." "That...

"Okay, so Dad? A long time ago there was a big bang, a really big bang and it made planets and caused the universe to life?" ...

"Mom? Can we have a meeting right now? "Who?" "You and me. I have something important for us to do talking about." ...

"Mama? I did it." "What's that, Bob?" "I figured out where heaven is." "Yeah? I didn't know you w...

1. You can tell a Fancy Pants Grown Up Restaurant (FPGUR) sometimes by the tablecloths because they have them and there are no trays that yo...