Tree leaning in a jaunty (alarming) manner? Check. Lower third of tree left in the nude? Check. Two glittery, low-hanging ornaments on...

A perfect holiday card tableau: stamps, holiday cards, address book, coffee, veterinary meds. You know, the usual. (Everyone's cool....

I haven't quite captured it in this photo, but the tree is, as Mr. Rosenberg calls it, "copping a lean." It's currentl...