Glorious

Tree leaning in a jaunty (alarming) manner? Check.
Lower third of tree left in the nude? Check.
Two glittery, low-hanging ornaments on tree eaten by dogs? Check.
Garland applied to tree in crazy pattern? Check.
Best tree ever? Check.

On to the Post Office

A perfect holiday card tableau: stamps, holiday cards, address book, coffee, veterinary meds. You know, the usual. (Everyone's cool.)

Leaning

I haven't quite captured it in this photo, but the tree is, as Mr. Rosenberg calls it, "copping a lean." It's currently hovering around a 60° angle and headed towards 30°. These two are responsible, of course. I'm not exactly sure what happens when we're out of the house, but that's probably best.