You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you ...

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. - Thornton Wilder

The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. - Anonymous

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J. Burke

I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which as you know always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forc...

It takes a village / And by "village" hope they mean / "Buttload of TV" - Alana Reynolds @momku

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

Look Bob, I know. I understand that they are 'super crunchy' but we just don't eat shells. - Lisa Rae Page Rosenberg

boy \ 'boi \ n : a noise with dirt on it - Not Your Average Dictionary

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. - Malcolm X Happy 4th of July everyone.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - W.C. Fields

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J. Harris Happy Saturday Everyone.

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. - ...

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower’s broken. – James Dent