Smacksy Saturday Photo: Oh, the Places You'll Go

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

From Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

Happy Saturday, guys.

Smacksy Saturday Photo: The Cone

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. - Thornton Wilder

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Genetics

The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. - Anonymous

Smacksy Saturday Photos: Dinner

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Sleep

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Sleeping Baby

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Nothing

I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which as you know always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Haiku

It takes a village / And by "village" hope they mean / "Buttload of TV"
- Alana Reynolds @momku

Smacksy Saturday Photo: My Age

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Luggage

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Rules? What Rules?

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
- Franklin P. Jones

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Sand Cake

Look Bob, I know. I understand that they are 'super crunchy' but we just don't eat shells.
- Lisa Rae Page Rosenberg

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Defined

boy \ 'boi \ n: a noise with dirt on it

- Not Your Average Dictionary

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Freedom

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. - Malcolm X

Happy 4th of July everyone.

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Little Feet

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - W.C. Fields

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Wonders of the World

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.
- Walt Streightiff

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Happiness

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J. Harris

Happy Saturday Everyone.

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Beach Day

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. - Mark Twain

Smacksy Saturday Photo: First Summer Weekend

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower’s broken. – James Dent