"I couldn't hear you, Bob. What did you say?" "Nothing." "I thought I heard something." "...

photo "Mom? Why can't we get goldfish?" "I get those other crackers instead because I think they're better for you....

photo "Mom? Is Rick Moranis a bad word?"

photo "Hey, Mom?" "Hey, Bob." "Do I have a Chinese accent?" "Nope." "But I speak Chinese."...

"Hey, Mom? What are you? Forty-five? Forty-six? Forty- eight ? "Bob? Why are you doing this to me?" "I don't know....

photo "Mom? When are we leaving for Las Vegas?" "Were not going to Las Vegas, Bob. We're going to Texas." "When...

"Bob? We need to trim your nails." "It's okay. They're not very heavy." "You mean long? They are long. You...

"Mom? I love you." "I love you too, Pooch." "No, I mean I really, really love you." "I really, really lov...