What He Said

Bob and Pearl having a moment

"So, Bob? When I pick you up from Brandon's house today I don't want to hear any whining. I don't want you to hide or try to negotiate more time there. When I get there, you have to be ready to pack up your Lego guys and go. What do you say?"

"I'll try."

"What is it that Yoda says?"

"Size matters not?"

"No, the other thing. The one about trying."

"Do or do not there is no try?"

"Yeah that. Please don't 'try' to have good behavior when I pick you up. I need you to just do it."

"Yoda's not my favorite. I like Anakin."

Just the Guys

"Should we play another game, you guys?"

"Mom? I think just Dad and I should play this next game."

"Oh. Okay."

"We're playing Candy Land for Men."

Smacksy Sunday Links

A fabulous moment with the Rat Pack plus Johnny Carson. (Johnny sings!)

Enjoy this one minute vacation in the Yosemite Valley.

I had nine different friends send me this fantastic commercial this week. No, it isn't Bob but I am posting it anyway.

Happy Sunday.

Smacksy Saturday Photos: Sweet Dreams

Bed time stories. A regular night. A sweet night.

I Just Don't Get It

"So, Dad? I just don't get it.

"Get what, Bob?"

"When the baby grows inside the mama's tummy, how did it get there? I just don't get it."

"Well... to make a baby it takes part of a man and part of a woman together, but these are very small parts, like remember how we talked before about cells and how they divide? So one becomes two and two become four until they start forming into a baby. The baby stays in the mama for nine months until it gets ready for the world and then it comes out and grows up into a big boy, like Bob. Does that make sense?"

"So, Dad? Why would they make the droid control ship so easy for Anakin to blow up? He just flew in and blasted it and then all the droids didn't work and the war was over. I just don't get it."

"Well, Bob. That's what you call a plot hole."

Good Scents

"Bob, your hair smells great."

"Thanks. Can I smell you?

"Sure."

"Mom? You smell like clean, clean, clean, clean lady."

"That's the name of my cologne."

You Don't Say

"You know, Mom? This is the best game ever."

"I like it too."

"Santa brought it to me, remember?"

"I do remember."

"Santa's really smart."

"He is."

"I think he's even smarter than you, Mom."