Monday, May 14, 2012

London Time


"Mom, what time is it in England right now?"

"One in the morning."

"That means in the middle of the night?"

"Yep."

***

"Mom, what time is it in England now?

"It's four-o'clock in the afternoon."

***

"Mom, what time is it in England right now?"

"It's ten-o'clock at night. It's always about eight hours later there than it is here. Why do you keep asking, Bud?"

"For when Dad's in England next month, I'm trying to figure out how he's going to get to bed on time."




Sunday, May 13, 2012

Smacksy Sunday Links



This is an important read for parents or anyone around small kids.

Simply amazing.

And a kitty sings the blues.

Happy Mother's Day, You People.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Says Who?


 "Mom? What's disco?"

"It's a kind of music and dancing that was really popular about thirty years ago."

"I heard it died. Is it dead?"

"Some people think so."

"What does the dance look like?"

"Kind of like this - watch."

"Mom? Are you okay? You can stop now... Mom?'






Thursday, May 10, 2012

Lucky Ladies


"Mom, we need to leave t-ball practice as soon as it's over."

"We will. We don't want to be late to Sabine's for pizza."

"It's more than pizza, Mom. It's dinner with my girls."

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

My Heart


"Mom, I'm sorry you're not feeling good."

"Thanks, Sweetheart. It's just a cold. I'll feel better soon. I love you."

"I love you more like more plus four-hundred-fifty."

"That's a lot, but I don't know if you can say you love me more than I love you."

"But, Mom I loved you before you even knew I was going to be here."

"I believe you."