Probably Too Old For This Trend Anyway

"Mom? You're wearing jeans."

"Yep."

"You never wear jeans, you always wear a dress."

"I know. I'm trying to mix it up a little."

"Mom, did you know there are holes in the knees of those jeans?"

"Yeah, it's a fashion thing. They're called 'boyfriend jeans.'"

"So you bought brand new jeans with holes in them on purpose."

"That's right."

"Mom. You know that's really sort of dumb, right?'