Would You Rather

"Okay, Mom. It's Would You Rather."

"Okay."

"Would you rather... work really, really, really hard in a factory making soccer trading cards OR have another son?"

"Wow. That's a big question. What do you think I should say?"

"I'd say the factory. I like being an only child and I could get all my soccer cards for free."

"Yes, I suppose that would work out nicely for you."

"It's a good one, right?"