13 Things I'm Doing Instead of Packing for the Road Trip

1.  Folding socks and underpants.
2.  Drinking a 9pm cup of coffee.
3.  Taking an unflattering pajamas/no-makeup selfie of my new haircut that is exactly 1/2 inch shorter than my old haircut.
4.  Half-watching an old Master Chef.
5.  Reading the fine print on the multi-vitamin bottle.
6.  Making the bed before right before I get in it.
7.  Studying my pores in one of those macro mirrors. (No good has ever come of this.)
8.  Searching for the charger for the Kindle that I never use.
9.  Watching this video 17 times.
10. Drinking a 9:30pm cup of coffee.
11. Cruising for dresses on Ebay.
12. Organizing my earrings.
13. Squeezing Teddy.