Yes, I'm Writing About Being Defeated by a Squash

You are making dinner.

1. Attempt to cut into spaghetti squash with kitchen knife. 
2. You are not successful.
3. Attempt to cut with serrated knife.
4. You are not successful.
5. Attempt again with kitchen knife.
6. Knife goes in half-way and becomes stuck. 
7. Pick up squash using knife as handle.
8. Bang squash on kitchen floor in attempt to loosen knife.
9. You are not successful.
10. Hit top of knife with hammer driving knife in deeper.
11. Swear at squash.
12. Swear at knife.
13. Wait for Mr. Rosenberg to get home to deal with squash.
14. No one even likes squash.
15. Dinner will be late.