Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Hold Your Nose

Teddy waiting for his brother to return home.

Levi came in after playing in a (forbidden!) flower bed in the backyard last night. When he trotted into the house, Bob and I looked at each other and started yelling.

"Levi! What is that smell?"

"Dude, that's so gross! Mom? What is it?""

"Levi, what did you roll in?"

"Is that a skunk smell, Mom?"

"No. It smells more like a dead thing."

"Mom! Do something!"

I'm telling you, friends, it was putrid.

Levi is too large for me to get into the tub and Mr. Rosenberg wasn't home yet. I tried rubbing Levi down with some weird dog wipes I had in the cabinet. Bob followed him around spraying lemon air freshener until the house smelled like a lemony fresh dead thing.

Today, I dropped Levi off at the vet for a full de-stench-ing shampoo spa experience. The smell is mostly gone from the house, however Levi was kind enough to transfer the odor to my car.

Windows down, everyone. Windows down.

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