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Showing posts with label And no I will not be posting a photo of that. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Pool Is Closed


"Hey, Dad? I couldn't do my swim class today."

"Why not?"

"The pool was con-tam-in-ated."

"Oh?"

(whispers) "This time someone poo-ed it."

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

When He's Right, He's Right


"Morning, Mom."

"Good morning, Honey."

"Mom?"

"Yeah, Baby?"

"Your hair looks like a tarantula."