Yes, a Jedi

 
"What are you going to do while I'm at school today, Mom?"

"I'm going to a lady store. I might need a new dress."

"You don't need a new dress, you want a new dress."

"That's very true. I have taught you well, young Padawan."

"Mom, I'm not a Jedi."

"Yet."

Moo

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"Mom? Today at school GiGi told me that chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows."

"What did you say?"

"I told her to stop hallucinating."

Remedy

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"Rahr! Woof! Hic. Grrr..."

"Bob?"

"Yeah, Mom? Hic. Roar!"

"Everything okay?"

"I'm trying to -hic- scare away my hiccups. ROAR! Hic."

"How's that going?"

"Hic. Hic. Working on it."

Smarterer

"Mom? Is Dad smarter than you?"

"About some things, definitely."

"Like Legos?"

"Yeah..."

"And cooking?"