Thursday, March 7, 2013

Lavender Diamond at KEXP


If you guys have been hanging out here for awhile, then you probably know that Mr. Rosenberg is in a band called Lavender Diamond. The band was in Seattle a couple of months ago and they recorded four songs, and a short interview, live at radio station KEXP. The result is on video, it is lovely, and it is here and below. Thanks for watching-listening-enjoying. You guys are nice.


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

But Who's Counting?


"Are you taking a bath tonight, Bob?"

"No, not tonight."

"You sure about that?"

"Yeah, I only have about four dirty parts."

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Turbulence

The man picked up his little girl and swung her around. Holding on tight, she flew like an airplane in the park. She laughed and called out, "Flying!" After one last turn, her dad set her down gently. She landed in front of Bob, Desmond, and Felix. She stepped forward tentatively, dizzy. She looked at the boys and threw up.

"That was cool," said Bob.

"So cool," said Felix.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Rocking So Hard

"Bob, we need to talk about your birthday."

"I know! It's only two months away!"

"Do you want a theme this year?"

"Like last year it was ninjas and zombies?"

"Right."

"Yeah. This year the theme is going to be Black Sabbath."

"So a rock and roll theme?"

"No. Just Black Sabbath."

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Friday, March 1, 2013

Hobbitses


"Mom, who's your favorite elf?

"You are, Bob Rosenberg."

"Mom, this is a serious question."

"Me too."

"Mom! First, I'm not an elf. I mean like in The Hobbit. Never mind, just tell me your favorite dwarf, then."

"The one with long hair."

"That's only all of them."

"Okay, the main one."

"Thorin Oakenshield?"

"Yeah, that guy."

"Mom, I really don't think you're taking this seriously enough."