Hobbitses

"Mom, who's your favorite elf?

"You are, Bob Rosenberg."

"Mom, this is a serious question."

"Me too."

"Mom! First, I'm not an elf. I mean like in The Hobbit. Never mind, just tell me your favorite dwarf, then."

"The one with long hair."

"That's only all of them."

"Okay, the main one."

"Thorin Oakenshield?"

"Yeah, that guy."

"Mom, I really don't think you're taking this seriously enough."