Ouch

"Ow! Mom! My brain hurts!"


"What part of your brain?"

"The top and then all around and the bottom."

"Sounds like you have a headache."

"It's not my head, it's my brain."

Smacksy Sunday Links

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This is a beautiful story.

This is a lovely commercial. (no affiliate ties)

This is a wonderful boy.

Happy Sunday.

Smacksy Saturday Photo (and a joke)

"Knock knock, Mom."

"Who's there, Bob?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting cow w--"

"MOO!"

Tiny King

 

"Watch, Mom! Guess who I am when I tap my tummy over and over like this."

"Um... Santa?"

"No. Watch! I'm Tar-ZAN!"

"Tarzan hits his chest, not his tummy."

"Like this? Now I'm Tar-ZAN! King of the Monkey Guys!"

That Math

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"Mom? Who's older? You or Daisy?"

"I'm older than Daisy. She's only six."

"No, I mean if you count her in dog years."

"I'm still older."

"Wow."

I'm Not Sure Either

"Mom? Will you step outside the kitchen?"

"What's going on?"

"I need a privacy for this fruit war."

Fishes

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"Mom? Why can't we get goldfish?"

"I get those other crackers instead because I think they're better for you."

"No, I mean like the little fish that swim in a bowl."

"Oh, because sometimes cats eat goldfish and I wouldn't want Vi to eat them."

"But when I'm older I can eat them?"

"Those kind of goldfish are pets and we don't eat pets."

"No, I mean the kind in the box."