"Mom, Danny said that if you don't go to college you have to work at a car wash."
"That's not true."
"But Danny's in fourth grade."
"College can be a great thing but if you don't go it doesn't mean you'll have to work at a car wash. I didn't finish college."
"You didn't?"
"Nope."
"Did you ever work at a car wash, Mom?"
"I did not."
"Yeah, but it looks kind of fun."
College or not, Bob is one of the great philosophers of his generation. he's like the little Socrates of So Cal.
ReplyDelete"But Danny's in fourth grade." *Classic.*
ReplyDeleteWait till he finds out how uninformed middle schoolers are.
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