Time Machine

"Mom? Have you heard of that movie called, Hot Tub Time Machine?"

"I have."

"If I had a hot tub time machine I would get in it and to go back and change some things, maybe."

"What would you change?"

"I would have you and dad meet earlier, so you could have me earlier, so then you'd still be young enough that I could have a little brother or sister."

"I'd totally get in your hot tub."

"Yeah. And maybe I'd re-live going to Disneyland that time too."