Thursday, August 17, 2017

I Have a Few Tiny Issues


My thoughts: I can't take an egg from the middle of the dozen. Who would do that? Actually, I can do this. Watch me. I'm going to mix it up. I don't have to do everything in order. Check me out. This is probably really good for my brain to do something differently. This just looks wrong though. I mean, it's out of order. Am I really going to take an egg from the middle like an animal? I am going to leave it like this and close the crate and put it back in the fridge. I will not change it. Will not. Not going to change it. I'm taking a photo of this. There. It's back in the fridge. I will not think about those eggs sitting in there out of order. At all. They're fine. They're just fine. The eggs are fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine. They're just eggs. Out of order. 





11 comments:

  1. "like an animal?" HA! Once, my sister-in-law took the very first piece of cake in a 9x13 pan from the MIDDLE!! I nearly had a heart attack. 5 years later it STILL bothers me and I never let her dish up a plate at my house again. (Also, she didn't use a knife to cut it, she just grabbed a giant spoon an SCOOPED IT OUT! I'm shivering just thinking about it.)

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  2. Go into the kitchen and put an egg from the end into that gaping wound in the middle. You're doing this for my sanity, not yours, so it's really just a kind gesture to a friend who lives 3000 miles away from that abyss.

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  3. I'll send Laura by. She will take an end egg and put it in the middle.

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  4. lol....oh no....now look what you started!!!

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  5. We actually take the eggs from the center so that the carton stays more balanced. ;)

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    1. That's proving to be a very popular method!

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    2. I do that too! and when I take the next egg, it has to be kitty-corner from the empty space.

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