Saturday, April 5, 2014

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Minecrafting


This is the only view I would ever see of these guys if I didn't set the screen-time timer.





Friday, April 4, 2014

He Has So Much to Teach


"Whoa, Mom. Did you see me get that zombie? I'm so beast!"

"You're what?"

"Beast. It's like when you do something awesome, you say you're beast."

"Okay."

"Mom, I guess I just taught you a word."

"You did indeed."

"Shouldn't you be the one doing the teaching?"





Thursday, April 3, 2014

Target Practice


"So, Mom. You know how when I was really young, like five,  I used to make my Lego sets and then break them  all up and apart? Now when I get sets, I'm just going to build them and put them on my shelf. I made it a display case. Maybe I'll shoot one of these lasers sometimes. Like this one. Like that. Oh. Are you okay, Mom? I wasn't really aiming at you. Are you sure? Do you need a Bandaid or something? I can kiss it for you."

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Crazymaker


"You're not right, Mom."

"I think I am."

"Well, you're not."

"Okay, you do it however you'd like. It's all up to you."

"I know I'm right... You still don't think I'm right?"

"I know you're not right."

"You aren't though."

"You asked my opinion. I'm not changing my mind."

"Okay, Mom. You're leaving me no choice but to disagree with you."


Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Poultice


"Mom, this spider bite on my finger is puffy."

"It's going to take a couple of days for it to go down."

"Can't you put something on it? It's hard to make a fist. How am I going to play handball?"

"Let's go to Von's and see if we can find some meat tenderizer. That should take the swelling down."

"Okay but how much of it do I have to eat?"

"No, we'll put it on your finger."

"Oh, and then I eat it off my finger?"