Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I Wasn't Told There'd Be a Test

 
"Hey, Mom? Do we have any snakes in our neighborhood?

"I'm not really sure."

"What was the first state?"

"I'm not really clear on that. I can look it up."

"What's the most popular brand of car?"

"I don't know."

"If a king cobra battled Wolverine who would win?"

"I have no idea."

"What about if a Siamese Fighting Fish battled a goldfish?"

"Umm, the fighting fish?'

"I think you finally got one."

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