Friday, December 7, 2012

Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String

"Bob, I think this year we can keep the gifts under the tree. I think you're old enough to leave the presents alone, don't you?

"Yeah, Mom. Totally."


"So, just tell me is that big one Legos? Because I shook it and it definitely sounds like Legos. Is that for me? Mom? What about this little one? I think it's a DVD. Is it? Is it a DVD? Because if it's a DVD it's probably for me or maybe Miss Judy. Is there anything in that bag? Is it for me? Is that bag for me? Are any of these Hanukkah presents or are they all for Christmas? When does Hanukkah start this year? Mom? Mom!"


  1. I have family members where we still have to keep their gifts hidden until Christmas morning -- even though they're over 50.

  2. I don't think I'm old enough to be trusted around the presents either.



  3. I don't comment enough cuz I'm the worst person ever, but I just wanted to let you know that I look forward to your posts every day :)

    Also, I want to be friends with Bob. Or you, I suppose. But mainly your adorable child ;)

  4. That is the way it goes! Happy Holidays :)