Monday, September 2, 2013

We Are Not Getting A Lizard


"Mom, what should I do right now?"

"Find something to play with in your room."

"I don't like toys anymore."

"Right."

"No, really. I only like basketball and Minecraft and lizards and rocks."

"That seems problematic. What are you going to do with the other twenty-three and a half hours of your day?"

"See? That's why I'm asking you."



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  1. NOLASeptember 2, 2013 at 3:54 AM

    Send Bob to Yap. I have so many geckos now, which is cute until they leap out of the medicine cabinet and poop all over the window slats and kitchen table and beds. SALMONELLA.

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  2. Lisa Page RosenbergSeptember 2, 2013 at 7:23 AM

    Yeah... no. xo

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  3. Anna LeflerSeptember 2, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    Hang tough on that lizard deal. Seriously.

    XO
    A.

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  4. UnknownSeptember 2, 2013 at 8:14 AM

    Oh c'mon! Mom comments only reinforce stereotypes. Like when the lizard gets loose in the house...its a great teaching moment. Not scary.

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  5. Dee at Pedestrian PalateSeptember 2, 2013 at 11:42 AM

    Some pets are on-negotiable. Lizard is on that list.

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  6. Dee at Pedestrian PalateSeptember 2, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Non^.

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