Thursday, November 12, 2015

Santa Snacks

"Felix? What kind of snacks do you leave out for Santa?"

"Milk and cookies, usually. What about you, Bob?"

"Yeah, cookies and sometimes hot chocolate and carrots for the reindeer. Desmond, what do you leave?"

"Cookies with almond milk or soy milk or something."

"Does Santa like almond milk?"

"I guess."

"You guys, wouldn't it be weird if Santa drank reindeer milk?"

"Yeah. That's sort of creepy."



  1. Bob is heading in the right direction since male reindeer shed their antlers in the fall while females keep theirs all through the year. I do think Santa needs a break from the reindeer milk and that's the reason the tradition of leaving cocoa or milk began.

    1. Which means that females are pulling the sleigh, in case you couldn't read between the lines in the comment since I got off track there with making up stories about cocoa and milk.