Heckler

"Mom? How old do I have to be for you to leave me alone in the house?"

"I don't know. Twenty-five?"

"Mom, really."

"Thirty?"

"Mom!"

"It depends on a lot of things: Your maturity level... how responsible you are... if you're carrying your own liability insurance...

"Is this one of those times when you're just saying stuff to try to be funny?"