"Babe? Jerry finished today. Did you see it? "
"I've got to tell you, I feel simultaneously proud and yet somewhat conflicted about the amount of suburban joy and wellbeing I feel with the completion of the new fence."
"Can I quote you on that?"
"You may."
Suburban joy. It's *almost* an oxymoron.
ReplyDeleteBut not really because I live it, too. :-)