Thursday, December 8, 2016


"Mom? I don't feel good at all."

"What's going on?"

"My stomach hurts really bad. I had a barbecue beef sandwich for lunch at school. Maybe it's food poisoning."

"Well, a lot of your friends have had the stomach flu this week, so it could be that too."

"Mom! I'm gonna barf!"

"Here's a bowl and a towel!"

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"That seemed awful, honey. How are you feeling now?"


"Yeah, babe?"

"I think I want to be a pescatarian."