Thursday, October 6, 2016

The Sham

Mr: Rosenberg: Which one of these is my pillow?

Me: Not the one with the sham.

Mr. Rosenberg: You're a sham.

Me: The one with the sham has buttons and it's not soft. 

Mr. Rosenberg: You're a sham with buttons.

Me: Here's your pillow.

Mr. Rosenberg: But what's the sham one for if you can't sleep on it?