Thursday, August 5, 2010

Hey, Lady

"Was that big lady alive before, Mom?"

"No, Bob. That's a statue."

"But the statues at the Natural Mystery Museum used to be alive."

"The animals at the Natural History Museum are different."

"Because they are made out of dead animals that used to be alive but now they are dead and statues?"

"Um, yeah? Yeah. Yes."

"And the big lady statue was not a lady?"

"No. A sculptor made her out of metal."


"Yes, Buddy?"

"She has really, really big parts."


  1. Well, He knows an amazon when he sees one.

  2. He will be thinking of those parts for the REST OF HIS LIFE!

  3. How observant. Hope he doesn't have nightmares of those "parts"!

  4. oh! I love these snippets.
    Yup, we are now calling it the "natural mystery museum," too, Bob...

  5. Take him to see the statue of David.