Thursday, September 16, 2010

At the Target


"Bob, my wallet's not in my purse. Maybe they can hold our cart while we go home and get it."

"Don't you have cash in your pocket, Mama?"

"Oh, yeah. I guess I do."

"Is it enough?"

"No. Not for everything we've got here."

"Mom? Let's just put some stuff back."

"That would be smarter wouldn't it?

"And we should just get the stuff I want."

"I see. What about the stuff I want?"

"But we really came here just for my new sneakers and my Wall-E and Star Wars underpants."

"Wow. You are just... so... right."

"Yes I am, Mom."

15 comments:

  1. Oh, Bob Rosenberg. How I love your mind!

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  2. Is it okay if I bring him along on my trips to Target? I can't get out of that store without spending a hundred dollars.

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  3. High Five Bob! Shopping is always about ME too!

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  4. Bob may be the smartest person I know. Well, I don't know him, but you know what I mean.

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  5. He'll miss the toilet paper you didn't get. He will.

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  6. Can't beat the logic of a four year old.

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  7. And he has such excellent taste in sneakers!

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  8. I love reading about you and your son! It puts a smile on my face and I look forward to having one myself :)

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  9. Can he put me on a budget? Can he do quickbooks?

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  10. Put back your indulgences, woman. Toothpaste? Laundry detergent? Diet Coke? TP? These things are more important than the longings of a little boy who says "underpants?" Glad you re-prioritized.

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  11. Only Bob could make ME-ME-ME look all cute and fuzzy.

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  12. Wow. Is your mom just as gullible as my mom is? What is with the crazy underpants???

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  13. i want to meet bob. he seems like a super cool kid

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