A Fetching Accessory

This, my friends, is The Face Caddy.™ It's a polar fleece thing with velcro on top and a place on the side where you fit in an icepack. One of my friends suggested I buy one to make icing my jaw easier after my oral surgery situation. Isn't it stunning? Really though, it is pretty great, as long as no other human has to see you wearing it. Also, you don't want to catch a look at yourself in the mirror when you've got this baby on either or you will be frightened.

This is not an advertisement for The Face Caddy™ but rather a cautionary tale about the perils of oral surgery. If you thought you looked bad with a swollen face, put this hot pink number on and look like the biggest dumbass on the block.