Mr. Rosenberg, Are Your Ears Burning?

"Mom, the drummer in this band is really good. Do you know who it is?"

"I know the band is Green Day but I don't know the drummer's name."

"Do you think Dad could drum this song?"

"I'm sure if you give him about 20 minutes he could figure it out."

"Dad's good at everything."

"That's true."

"I'm not."

"Me neither Bob, but we have our strengths."

"Yeah, but it sure is good to have one of those guys in the family."