Thursday, May 19, 2016

Third Grade Lit

"So, Mom? Today Randall in my class checked out Moby Dick at the school library. I think it's too hard for him but I'm pretty sure he checked it out just so he could walk around saying, "I checked out Moby DICK." You know? Like he just wants to say d - i - c - k to everyone in the class. There are a couple of inappropriate kids in my class. I think we're probably the most inappropriate class in the third grade."


  1. Some things simply never change.

  2. Confession: Moby Dick still makes me giggle. Maybe.

  3. In 6th grade a boy whose last name was Chitty did a book report on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He just wanted to be the one to get the jokes out of the way! Don't tell your son, but Randall may actually be a Dick!