Location, Location, Location: A One Act

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

(I follow BOB as he runs into the bathroom. He has the awkward, unmistakable gait that accompanies an impending poop.)

ME

Do you need some help with your pants?

BOB

Please! Hurry Mama!

ME

There you go.

(BOB sits on the toilet, very still. He stares into the middle distance.)

ME
(cont.)

Bob? Everything OK?

BOB

Mmm.

ME

Where’s your poo?

BOB

It’s nowhere.

ME

Nowhere?

BOB

I think it went back down to my brain.


END SCENE