Obviously

"Mom? When I grow up and have a kid, if he's going to be a boy, I'm going to name him Jeff, after Dad."

"That's very nice, babe."

"And if she's a girl, I'll name her Page like your name."

"Thank you, honey."

"And if it's a dog, I'll name it Johnny because obviously that's an awesome, maybe the awesomest, dog name ever. I mean, besides Teddy."

History Guys

"Bob? You and me and Felix have to go to Egypt."

"Okay, Desmond. How come?"

"So we can go to The Valley of the Kings and see if we can discover another pharaoh's tomb."

"Like King Tut?"

"Tutankhamun."

"Right."

"Do you know very much about the pharaohs, Bob?"

"Not too much. I did hear at Passover that there were some pharaohs that enslaved Jewish people."

"Sounds like a bad guy."

"Totally bad."