Scene From Aisle Five

"Mom? Can I get this chocolate?"

"No, not today."

"How about this one?"

"No, Bob. Come back."

"But, Mom!"

"Bob, now please."

"No."

"Robert, I will dance in this aisle. I mean it. All around you."

"Stop! No! Okay! I'm coming!"

Thanks A Lot, Katy Perry

"Why did you turn off that song, Mom?"

"I thought we should listen to a different radio station."

"Because the song said, 'There's a stranger in my bed'?"

"Yep."

"I know. I would be so worried if there was a stranger in my bed. That song is too scary."

"It is, Bob."