Vintage Typo

You guys? I love vintage linens. I bought these hand-embroidered pillowcases on eBay without looking at the photos too closely. I'm no grammar expert, but that crazy misplaced apostrophe makes my OCD all itchy. I am proud to say that I'm letting it go and not pulling those little apostrophe threads out. Letting it go. Everyday. This is me letting it go.

Maybe... No

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"Mom! I want that thing!"

"What thing?"

"That thing on TV."

"That cereal?"

"Yeah!"

"It's a special cereal to help you go to the bathroom easier."

"Oh. Never mind. I do that easy already."

A Lesson Learned. Sort Of.

"Dad? We learned a song-thing at the supermarket field trip today."

"How's that go?"

"Eat... five... to stay... alive!"

"That's great! Five what?"

"What do you mean?"

"Eat five what to stay alive?"

"I don't know. I don't know that part. But stay alive!"

Sweet Math

"Can I have two cookies, Mom?"

"No, babe."

"One cookie? Can I have one?"

"No. It's bedtime, Bob."

"Okay. How about zero cookies?"

"That's fine."

"Good... How many is zero?"

"Zero is the same as none."

"Mom? That didn't work out so good for me."

Inspection

"Can I have my towel, Dad?"

"You done with your bath, Buddy?"

"Yeah."

"Are you all clean?"

"Yeah. Smell my parts."

"No thanks. I'll take your word for it."

"They all smell really good, Dad."

Smacksy Saturday Photo: Real Not Simple

Yeah. Irony. I know. I get it.