He's a Card

"Hey, Mom! Guess what!"

"What?"

"Chicken butt!"

"Right. Chicken butt."

"Guess why!"

"Why?"

"Chicken thigh!"

"Ha!"

"Guess weenus!"

"No."

Jump Jivin'

 
"Hey, Dad? You want to dance with me?"

"Okay."

"Wait, never mind. Mom? Will you dance with me? Sorry, Dad. She's just a better dancer."

Smacksy Sunday Links

Another place that makes me feel like we live in a mansion: A 127 sq ft house in Colorado.

Something awesome from crappy pictures.

And one minute and thirty-nine seconds of a baby elephant playing in the surf.

Happy Sunday.

Smacksy Saturday Photo: A German Landscape

 

This past week, Mr. Rosenberg has been in Germany on business. 

Yesterday he was here - Weingut Diefenhardt. Beautiful. Schön.

The Candy Man Can

 
"Mom, I want to live in a whole house made out of candy, that way I can have candy whenever I want."

"But if you ate your whole house, you wouldn't have anywhere to live."

"It would be fine. It's magic, Mom. You know? Magic?"

He Found Me Out

"Mom, can you please put Angry Birds game on your phone for me?"

"I don't know how to do that."

"It's just an app."

"I know. I don't know how to do apps."

"Mom, are you serious? I don't know how but I'm six. You're a grown up."

"Sorry."

"Mom, are you like totally embarrassed right now?"

My Little Life Coach

 

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"Mom, did you put the wrong credit card in the gas pump thing? Is that why you got back in the car and got the other card out of your wallet and then got back out again?"

"Yep."

"And then you got back in again and turned the car around because the gas hole thing on the car is on the other side and then the pumper thing wouldn't reach to the car hole because that other guy pulled his car up? Is that why we sat here and waited so long until he moved his car so we could pull up more? And then you hurt your finger when the pump turned off?"

"Yep."

"Mom? I think maybe you're thinking about our trip next week and not thinking about what you're doing right now and it's making your morning bad."

"I think you might be right, Bob."

"I am super right, Mom."